Hey! Ricardo here.

snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

gossipgran:

i crave attention but i want to be ignored how does that work why am i alive

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear